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Chapter
One: Covering the abduction.
Sir
Isaac Griswold Chessolvick of the Fifth-and-Second, paced the deck to
and fro in growing agitation. He was trying to solve a complex
problem and it was a bother. He was not good at solving problems on
the best of days and today was not the best day. It was something so
far from best that we can't name the word used to describe it. Rest
assured it was Not Good, as Not Good as a pirate's day can be. And
the problem was this; What to do with the hostage?
Now
Sir Isaac had had many hostages in his time – he was after all a
Captain and a very well known captain too – but usually his
hostages were not so alive when he received them, and if they were
alive he didn't keep them long. He would holler and yell and all
sorts of tantalizing threats until the said hostage was so scared out
of his wits he would no longer know how to think, and then he would
drop (said hostage) off at the nearest deserted island or distant
village far from Prying Eyes, there to leave him with his trauma.
Once in a while, Sir Isaac would release his hostage for a swim,
bound in ropes and other oddities so he shouldn't swim far but this
was not something he enjoyed doing and therefore tried to avoid it as
much as possible.
The
hostage tied down below, however, was a special case. This hostage
was the great... the great.. Sir Isaac stomped his great. What was he
the great of? Or For? He was Great -Something but the Captain didn't
bother learning names and referred to most of his crew as “YOU!”
and nothing else. So titles didn't stick much in his head. Title
aside, this Hostage has a good deal of value. He had long been
claimed as a Merchant who roamed the galaxies and collected certain
beauties that the Captain was undeniably fond of. He hadn't been this
far south in nigh over a year, but when the Captain had heard of this
merchant's newest cargo he immediately set course to intercept him
and steal it for himself.
Except
by the time Sir Isaac caught the Hostage the cargo has already left
the ship. He had hardly been able to hold in his anger. Down, Down,
Down, the Great Something had been taken, Down below into the dark
where he was questioned mercilessly like a mouse dancing with a cat.
Still he hadn't spoken. There seemed little they could do to make him
squeal.
Sir
Isaac stopped pacing. Perhaps after all there was a way. He kicked
up his feet and stamped them hard on the floor in decision and
marched down below.
The
Prisoner was locked in a tiny closet of a room bare of all things
except, of course, the torture chair. Sir Isaac swung the door open
with as much force as he could muster and stood in the doorway with
sword in hand and eyebrows drawn together, in an attempt to look as
ominous as possible. The Prisoner blinked up at him, his expression
so vague that he could have been terrified or mildly amused, but
certainly not cringing in terror. Sir Isaac drew his eyebrows
tighter. He turned to Mott, the Random Sea Mate who had been stuck
interrogating with the Prisoner all morning.
“You!
You may go.”
Mott
puffed out his cheeks. “Thaaaank ye,
Captain,” he said Fervently, and out he went. Sir Isaac listened to
the door close and stood alone in front of the chair for a moment.
“So!”
he said, and paused. The Prisoner blinked again. Sir Isaac bent over
the chair until the tip of his sword scraped his cheek. “So!” he
repeated.
“No.”
said the Prisoner.
“No
what?”
“Sew. I shant.” said the Prisoner.
Sir
Isaac didn't have time for riddles. “Tell us where your collection
is,” he said, “Or you will regret it until your dying day. If you
live that long.” and he did his best to sound Ominous. The Prisoner
blinked at him.
“Very
well!” Sir Isaac sheathed his sword. “You leave me no choice.”
He spun around so his cape swirled around in an epic twist and
charged out the door, letting it slam behind him for added effect. He
waited on the other side for a moment before turning to the door
keeper.
“Oi!
You there. What is this man's name?”
“Oh,
that would be 'Arry sir.”
“Airy?
What a ridiculous name! Hardly befitting a sailor or a dog.” Sir
Isaac spat. “Give me a last name. Airy what?”
“'Arry,
sir. 'Arry
Lance.”
“Yes,
yes, you needn't repeat the first name!” Sir Isaac moved to chomp
down on his knuckle but caught himself in time. He glared at the
doorkeeper who quickly wiped the smile from his face. “Lance is
alright for a name, I guess. Who is his known family?”
“How
should I know?”
“You're
the doorkeeper! You should know!”
The
Doorkeeper frowned. “Where is that written.”
Sir
Isaac swung open his cape and rifled in it's folds for a moment. “i
did write it down,” he said, “But it seems the papers are not on
me. Anyway, you should know!” he whacked the Doorkeeper upside the
head. The Doorkeeper winced and rubbed his scalp. “Oi, Captain,
What was that for? I din't do nuffin'!”
“You
wouldn't answer me.” Sir Isaac closed his eyes. “What can I do?
He won't talk and I need that
collection!”
“Captain!”
Dobb, the Random Sea Mate's brother, came up behind.
Sir
Isaac turned on him. “Yes, what is it?”
“If
I might make so bold, Captain, Can't we just look for the
collection?”
“Oh,
good thought Dobb!” said Sir Isaac, and gave the Mate a sturdy blow
to the head. “Except we don't know where it's buried!”
Dobb
rubbed the back of his head but didn't have the sense to keep quiet.
“but, couldn't we, maybe, dig around for it? In the dirt? That's
what we do isn't it?”
“You
fool!” Sir Isaac went to hit him again but Dobb dodged the blow and
got the flat of a sword against his legs. “ouch!” he protested,
like a whiny pigeon.
“We can't just go digging in the dirt!” said Sir Isaac. “Airy
has been all around the Five Galaxies. It could be anywhere! We don't
have a map with X-marks-the-spot!”
Dobb
looked confused. “But sir – ”
“No,
'but sir!' I am Captain you
do what I say!”
Dobb
winced. Sir Isaac paced, scratching his head with the tip of his
blade. “There must be another way of getting to that treasure.”
the
doorkeeper cleared his throat. “You, er... ”
“What?”
“You
asked abou' 'Arry's family, sir.”
“I
did? Ah yes, I did. Well why would I do that?” he tossed his cape
up. “Aha! I remember! A ransom note!The only people who might no
where the collection is buried is Airy's next of kin. We'll demand
they bring it to us in exchange for their family. It will save us
time digging and it's cheaper! We'll save on gas.” the captain
cackled in glee, swinging his cape about. “Sometimes I'm so clever
I astound myself.”
“Me
too, Boss,” laughed Dobb, “me too.”
Whack!
The flat of the blade made contact with Dobb's head. “care to
repeat that?” challenged Sir Isaac.
“You're
a bloody genius Captain.”
“Ah,
I am. I know it.” he tapped his head thoughtfully. “But how to
get to them? How do we find the other Airy Lance's?”
“We
could look in the yellow pages.” This suggestion came from Mott,
who had opened the door and leaning heavily on it. He looked out at
the small group in front of the interrogation room, with a idiotic
grin on his face.
Sir
Isaac felt surrounded by idiots. “Close the door.” he said.
Mott
closed the door on Airy, sheepishly. “Apologies, Captain.”
“If
we find something in the Yellow Pages, then I'll consider accepting
that. Until then consider yourself Shunned.”
Mott
shuffled his feet. Sir Isaac turned to the Doorkeeper. “You! Get me
the Phone book! I have yellow pages to look through. It's time we
find the rest of these Airy Lances.”
“Arry.”
corrected the doorkeeper. “An' my name is Charles.”
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