Ben the Robot

Ben usually takes her coffee with milk and sugar but she can take black. She likes to spend her days reading in the sun and is always sad when there is no sun to be had. She enjoys watching movies but prefers watching them at night than during the day. She wishes there were more mountains she could tromp over. She also wishes she owned a Rangers cape to tromp in, but as it is she tries to be content with her sword. She has tried on several occasion, and in several closets, to find Narnia but was never able to. She would love to own a TARDIS and wouldn't mind stealing to get one. She can speak only one language but likes thinking she can speak two because she makes so many references instinctively that she believes speaking in quotes should count. She has a lot of fun pretending to be people she isn't and has some crazy notion she actually belongs stage, not in the world. She also likes writing stories. She likes to listen to music (and musicals) and gathers a lot of inspiration from it. She owns a brown hoodie that is too big for her, but she wears it anyway. She spells like she is British and would fit in well if she ever went to Brooklyn. No one believes she is from where she says she is.

Ben is geeky and obsessive. She knuckle-bumps. She will boop your nose if she thinks you are a friend. She wants to know how to knife-flip. She likes knowing the proper way to punch someone and the best way to take down a robber. She thinks guns are cool and would like to learn how to shoot.  She likes cookies and Hershey's chocolate. (or any chocolate really.) She has never tried fish fingers and custard, but she plans to soon. She knows she sees but does not observe and admires the people who can look at a crack and solve the crime because of it. She thinks it is funny that people don't understand how homeschooling works. She isn't an introvert, but she does prefer being home in her pajama's than being out all night. She doesn't mind small parties, but she doesn't like those scary, normal ones. She goes barefoot as often as possible because it makes her feel like a hobbit. She enjoys blogging. She suffers from fictional trauma and copes with fandom pain by making music videos and posting sad pins.

Ben isn't normal and she never wants to be. Ben doesn't fancy the idea of growing up, but she can pretend to be adult if she really has to. Ben is clumsy and ridiculous and she has long since given up trying to be like everyone else. Ben thoroughly enjoys her insanity and hopes you will too.