Jim isn't normal.
She does crazy things, like climbing on top of sewer roofs and vaulting barbed wire fences. She also has a list of reasons why she shouldn't have lived this long. Highest on the list is the time she thought it would be fun to sit in the back of her dad's truck and watch a tornado.
Jim likes to keep most of these stories secret because they have been known to scare off new, possible friends.
Jim likes to believe she is an Author. She writes more than is considered sane. She has even published some books - she is known as Jack Lewis Baillot to almost everyone but Ben. (She is known as other things too, including her real name, though most often people who don't know her as Jack like to call her "Hey you."
On the rare occurrence that Jim is not writing she is usually reading. She has a large pile of books and knows she will never finish them before she dies.
Unable to carry on normal conversations, Jim usually talks in movie quotes. When she is not talking she is probably staring at people, trying out her deduction skills.
It is believed Jim has no life, but this is not entirely true. She is always busy with her writing, spying, and plans of world domination. In fact, if you ever get tired of calling her Jim, Jack, or Hey You, Your Evil Overlordness, or just Evil Overlord works.
When you refer to Jim as your Evil Overlordness it is a good idea to throw cookies at her as it makes her feel more kindly toward you.
In fact, a cookie sounds good. She is going to go and get one now.
On the rare occurrence that Jim is not writing she is usually reading. She has a large pile of books and knows she will never finish them before she dies.
Unable to carry on normal conversations, Jim usually talks in movie quotes. When she is not talking she is probably staring at people, trying out her deduction skills.
It is believed Jim has no life, but this is not entirely true. She is always busy with her writing, spying, and plans of world domination. In fact, if you ever get tired of calling her Jim, Jack, or Hey You, Your Evil Overlordness, or just Evil Overlord works.
When you refer to Jim as your Evil Overlordness it is a good idea to throw cookies at her as it makes her feel more kindly toward you.
In fact, a cookie sounds good. She is going to go and get one now.
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