My Evil Plot to Take Over Cake Factories

I SHALL TAKE OVER ALL THE CAKE FACTORIES.

Yes. It is true. I, Ben the Robot, has a plot to take down all the cake factories.

*insert evil laugh*

Are you ready to hear this plan? Goooood.

You see I have recently discovered that there is a severe lack of CAKE in the world. We have plenty of cookies. We have cookies dancing up and down every aisle of the stores. We've got cookies with cream in the center, cookies with fruit, cookies with powdered sugar, cookies made from things I don't even know exist. Fairy cookies! But have you noticed how few cakes there are? And furthermore, how hard they are to get? and I'm not talking about the silly Make-It-Yourself Birthday cake. I'm talking about real, three rounds high cake. Cake with filling and different colored frosting for each layer and hundreds of candles and tiny little flowers and leaves and doodles running all across the trim.

These cakes are rare and super expensive. Cake-Makers seem to make these fabulous treats out of gold. This is the only way I can think of to explain away the amount of money they expect one to pay for them. The cakes I mean. I don't see how anyone with a normal job could possible afford a cake that expensive.  They're like.... $400. Who spends that much on a cake? It will be gone within days! I could use that money for years worth of snicker candies! come on people! Your cake doesn't even have streamers! What good is a cake without streamers???

With this thought in mind I started my plan to take over cake factories.

First, I will need minions to file in as quickly and quietly as possible in on of the Big Cake businesses. Then they have to start a huge chaotic riot to cause a distraction. Then I will take on the cake boss himself. I will have to nab him when he is alone. I will have a knife and quietly escort him into the closet where I will leave him tied to a chair, but alive in case I need a hostage to bargain against the place. Then I will walk in and take control. *xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxIAxxxxxMCAxxxxxxxxxxAKExxxxxxxxxxxxxBxxxxxxxxxxxxxxOxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxSSxxxxxxxxxSExxxxxxxxxxxxxxxRxxxxxxxxxxVEMxxxEMIxxxxxxxNIONSxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx* that my gun is really a nurf gun, or that I am in heals that make me look tall and frightening. They also wont know I my hair is brown, not black. My glitter and nail polish and the ensuing river of dyed black flour and milk bleeding forth from my feet will keep them from ever suspecting. Once I had the  *xxxxxxxxxTIxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxMETxxxxxxxxxxxxxURxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxNERIxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxWILxxxxxxLTUxxxxxxxRUNBxxxxACxxKTIxxxMExxxxxxxxxxxxxxxANxxxDxxxTAxxxxKETxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxHExxxxxxxxxxxxBOxxxxxxxxxSSESSxxxxxxxxxxxxxxPLAxxxxCE*

Then I shall ease the aLFJKVSL>SK:DFJSD>through the doors and SLGHS:DKFHYSOWE It will be healed and LGH:SIUFR:SDL:FHKJSD:FMJGDKDKJOOOJFM the lambs will not be allowed and XLFKHJO:ACLASSIFIEDJ'FLA;AJKSFLASFLA;IRUFYIAWCFJK!! and the shirts will all be hung up  as tokens of my loyalty.


Once this is accomplished the cakes and the makers will be at my disposal and I will put to use all those inventions I have thought over at 1:00 in the morning. (You thought I'd said 2:00 didn't you? HA.) I shall enforce all my cake laws. I will put streamers in the center so that when you put your knife into the flesh of your desert hundreds of colored strings would fly out at you in a rainbow of glory.

BOUNTIFUL

I will stick little levers on the edges from which tiny drawers full of toppings would pop out. That way you could sprinkle your individual cake slices with the flavoring of their choice. These drawers would of course be made of graham crackers so they are are consumable. I shall make cakes with staircases through their layers of flavoring. I will make giant books with letters that pop out when you blow out the candles. I will make clouds and blocks set in stars and cakes that are basically giant oreos, GIANT OREOS, Oreos that are Giant. And strawberry. I would make the universe rain cakes and cakes that grew up from plants and cakes that had trains breaking through their center as if coming through a railway tunnels.  I will have cakes set in tiny ice cubes and cakes which would blow up and rain chocolate fudge all over the party guests. I'd make cakes that were worth your money!!!!

And just so you know that is what I dream about. At 1:00 A.M  when no one but me and Gruesome the Cat are awake to the world.

HA

What are you dreams?

BEN-OUT